this song really making me regret not pursuing a career as a hip hop dancer

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pflugerville:

god…………can you imagine this being your reality every fucking day

last night i was stoned and this video was BLOWING my mind like this looks so horrific and miserable

me to my roommates after a night of drinking: i still don’t understand why you guys didn’t think it was funny when i smashed that parmesan cheese on the floor

some motherfuckers think that being in with “higher officials” in college or even HIGH SCHOOL is so cool or whatever and i’m like sure but like omg get over it be a real fuckin person and love your damned self bye

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me to my roommates after a night of drinking: did one of y’all come after me last night for buying Mini Wheats Little Bites instead of the normal Mini Wheats or was that just a dream

IM DRUNK YeS

me watching Napoleon Dynamite: haha this is so awkward

man why your FRIENDS gotta be stressful it’s like, these should be the people with whom you have mutual support and respect etc and usually honestly that is the case but sometimes it’s like goddamn why are we all comin after each other or being defensive in these really subtle yet powerful ways like ugh c’mon

honestly sup tho

honestly sup tho